నిజమా?....కాదా?..... ఏమో మరి మీరే చెప్పండి.

1)         If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late…… the bus is still late.

2)         Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

3)         The road to success.. is always under construction.
4)         In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

5)         Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

6)         If you have paper, you don't have a pen……. If you have a pen, you don't have         paper…… if you have  both, no one calls.

7)         Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to      go to the non-smoker

8)         Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak